Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Nyarlathotep Essay

Whilst googling for information about the Lovecraftian phenomenon that is Nyarlathotep, I came across this below.
Obviously a spam hoping to cash in on whatever subject you want a essay on, it struck me funny.

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So I suppose among their sources, they must have access to an unabridged Necronomicon. I also like that while the paper will look at his advantages and disadvantages it will focus on Nyarlathotep's fallacies-because that's where a lot of people get tripped up.

I'm actually waiting at the moment to hear back on a very short Nyarlathotep story I wrote. If it gets rejected, I'll know its because I didn't do the coursework from Miskatonic University properly.


Paul R. McNamee said...

That's really funny!

Charles Gramlich said...

lol. that made my morning.

Krista said...

Cracks me up. Great find, David.

Th. said...


Wow. Oh wow.

Angie said...

I don't even know what Nyarlathotep is, and I'm cracking up. There will be no punctual mistakes in the paper. How nice.

Wilum Pugmire said...

Very amusing, in a Nameless way! I'll have a complete book of short stories concerning Nyarlathotrp published (if ye stars are right) this year by Mythos Books.

David J. West said...

Thanks Paul, I was all excited to find a big essay on him and then realized it was just this...sigh.

You bet Charles.

You're welcome Krista.

Yeah, I would have thought SEO stuff for school would be kinda discrimanating on such odd words.

Angie-Nyarlathotep is a cruel outer god in the H.P. Lovecraft mythos. He will probably do terrible, terrible, terrible things to that school that propsed this.

Thankee Brother Pugmire, I look forward to reading your collection-very biug back catalog I need to catch up on.

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